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Dogs That Hate Baths

 

With this article I wanted to change it up a bit. I could give some fun facts and hope you read it until the end and enjoy the video as much as I did. I decided to go a different route. Take an old and well known book and change the lyrics to it but not the vibe. Hope you enjoy!

I will not take a bath
I do not like baths here or there
I do not like baths anywhere
I do not like baths in the tub
I do not like baths with a rub
I will not take them in house
I will not take them with a spouse
I am a dog, can’t you see
I don not want to be clean
Now let me be

I will not take a bath
I do not want a bath with shampoo
I do not want a bath, now get a clue
I do not want one in the yard
I do not want one let down your guard
I will not take one at the neighbors
I will not take on for a favor
I am a dog, can’t you see
I don not want to be clean
Now let me be

I will not take a bath
I do not like baths in the shower
I do not like baths in an hour
I do not like baths with a brush
I do not like baths, now please hush
I will not take them today
I will not take them now go away
I am a dog, can’t you see
I will not take them in a tub, with a rub,
not in a house, not with a spouse, not
with shampoo, not in the yard, not in the
shower, not in an hour
I do not want to be clean
I want to smell like a teen
Now let me be

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Keenan Angel

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